4 retired guys

paulo · 07-29-2009, 02:55 PM

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in
Mesa, Arizona. They turned a corner and see a sign
that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all drinks 10 cents'.

They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?'

There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ordered a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis...shaken, not stirred, and says, 'That'll be 10 cents each, please.' The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, 'That's 40 cents, please.' They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand. They have each had two martinis and so far they have spent less
than a dollar. Finally one of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve martinis, as good as these, for a dime a piece?'

'I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix,' the bartender said, and I
always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime......wine, liquor, beer ... it's all the same.'

Wow!!!! That's quite a story, says one of the men.

The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but
notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.

One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, 'What's with them?'

The bartender says, 'Oh, they're all old retired farts from
Canada. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price.'

**ringadingh** · 07-29-2009, 03:28 PM

Was I there!

fish · 07-29-2009, 03:43 PM

What time is happy hour?

**ringadingh** · 07-29-2009, 06:54 PM

Anytime Im around, Larry.

475772 · 07-29-2009, 08:52 PM

I resent that resemblance, I'm from Branford, Ontario, Canada. The home of Wayne Gretzky. At those PRICES I won't wait for happy hour, it would be happy hour all the time. Chubsey

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-30-2009, 10:00 PM

Those guys are really cheap.

07-29-2009, 02:55 PM	#1
paulo Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Canada Posts: 203	4 retired guys Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Mesa, Arizona. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timers Bar - all drinks 10 cents'. They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, 'Come on in and let me pour one for you! What'll it be, Gentlemen?' There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar, so each of the men ordered a martini. In short order, the bartender serves up four iced martinis...shaken, not stirred, and says, 'That'll be 10 cents each, please.' The four men stare at the bartender for a moment. Then look at each other. They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis, and order another round. Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, 'That's 40 cents, please.' They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more than they can stand. They have each had two martinis and so far they have spent less than a dollar. Finally one of the men says, 'How can you afford to serve martinis, as good as these, for a dime a piece?' 'I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix,' the bartender said, and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the Lottery for $125 million and decided to open this place. Every drink costs a dime......wine, liquor, beer ... it's all the same.' Wow!!!! That's quite a story, says one of the men. The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there. One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, 'What's with them?' The bartender says, 'Oh, they're all old retired farts from Canada. They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half price.'

07-29-2009, 03:28 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	4 retired guys Was I there! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-29-2009, 03:43 PM	#3
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	4 retired guys What time is happy hour? __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

07-29-2009, 06:54 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	4 retired guys Anytime Im around, Larry. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-29-2009, 08:52 PM	#5
475772 Jr. Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Brantford Ont. Canada Posts: 30	4 retired guys I resent that resemblance, I'm from Branford, Ontario, Canada. The home of Wayne Gretzky. At those PRICES I won't wait for happy hour, it would be happy hour all the time. Chubsey

07-30-2009, 10:00 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	4 retired guys Those guys are really cheap. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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