Old Sailors

**jmorrow** · 07-18-2009, 07:15 PM

Two old sailors were talking after being out at sea for 3 months. One said, "When I get to shore I am going to have a super sauna, hot shower and then find a loose woman". The other said, "Well, good luck to you mate." Later on shore, this old sailor found his loose woman and takes her to his hotel room. Then does what an old sailor would do in those circumstances. After while he says to her, "Well, how am I doing?". She replied, "About 3 knots." "What do mean by that?” the old sailor replied.

She said, " 1. You're not hard, 2. You're not in and 3, You’re not getting your money back."

**coacha** · 07-19-2009, 11:16 AM

That is funny stuff.

**ringadingh** · 07-19-2009, 09:36 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-22-2009, 12:05 AM

Being an old sailor, I know how that feels. But it was also funny.

07-18-2009, 07:15 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Old Sailors Two old sailors were talking after being out at sea for 3 months. One said, "When I get to shore I am going to have a super sauna, hot shower and then find a loose woman". The other said, "Well, good luck to you mate." Later on shore, this old sailor found his loose woman and takes her to his hotel room. Then does what an old sailor would do in those circumstances. After while he says to her, "Well, how am I doing?". She replied, "About 3 knots." "What do mean by that?” the old sailor replied. She said, " 1. You're not hard, 2. You're not in and 3, You’re not getting your money back." __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-19-2009, 11:16 AM	#2
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Old Sailors That is funny stuff. __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD

07-19-2009, 09:36 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Old Sailors __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-22-2009, 12:05 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Old Sailors Being an old sailor, I know how that feels. But it was also funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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