Sex in the Dark

**ringadingh** · 04-30-2009, 08:19 AM

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids."

vidornomad · 04-30-2009, 11:53 AM

Damn the bad luck....

**Cajunrider** · 04-30-2009, 06:26 PM

04-30-2009, 08:19 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Sex in the Dark There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . You explain the kids." __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-30-2009, 11:53 AM	#2
vidornomad Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vidor, Texas Posts: 346	Sex in the Dark Damn the bad luck....

04-30-2009, 06:26 PM	#3
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