Suicidal Terrorists

**Cajunrider** · 03-02-2009, 01:00 AM

Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's see now...

No Jesus
No Christmas
No television
No Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders
No scantly dressed Women
No car races
No football
No soccer
No pork BBQ
No hot dogs
No chocolate chip cookies
No lobster
No nachos
No Beer nuts
No Beer
Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
More than one wife (therefore, multiple mother-in-laws).
You can't shave.
Your wives can't shave.
You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
Your bride is picked by someone else..
She smells just like your donkey.
Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, H-E-L-L-O!!! - Is there really any mystery here?

**ringadingh** · 03-02-2009, 09:03 AM

So what are they waiting for?

03-02-2009, 01:00 AM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Suicidal Terrorists Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now... No Jesus No Christmas No television No Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders No scantly dressed Women No car races No football No soccer No pork BBQ No hot dogs No chocolate chip cookies No lobster No nachos No Beer nuts No Beer Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. More than one wife (therefore, multiple mother-in-laws). You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. Your bride is picked by someone else.. She smells just like your donkey. Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! I mean, H-E-L-L-O!!! - Is there really any mystery here? __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

03-02-2009, 09:03 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Suicidal Terrorists So what are they waiting for? __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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