Three Buddies Talking at Lunch

rooster1 · 01-17-2009, 11:26 PM

There were three buddies talking at lunch about the night before. The
first guy says, "Man, we drank way too much. I got out of the cab and
barfed all over the front lawn. Boy, was the wife ever pissed."

The second guy says, "That's nothing, I was so drunk I drove the car
right through the back of the garage. I didn't even know it until I
came out this morning to go to work."

The third guy says, "You guys don't know what drunk is. I came home
last night and I blew chunks."

The first guy says, "I told you I threw up all over the place."

The third guy says, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

::)

paul · 01-18-2009, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rooster1

There were three buddies talking at lunch about the night before. The
first guy says, "Man, we drank way too much. I got out of the cab and
barfed all over the front lawn. Boy, was the wife ever pissed."

The second guy says, "That's nothing, I was so drunk I drove the car
right through the back of the garage. I didn't even know it until I
came out this morning to go to work."

The third guy says, "You guys don't know what drunk is. I came home
last night and I blew chunks."

The first guy says, "I told you I threw up all over the place."

The third guy says, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog."

::)

:-[

dabull · 01-18-2009, 01:15 PM

gonna pretend i didn't read this one...

lw · 01-18-2009, 03:10 PM

That one created a mental picture I could have gone my entire life without seeing. . . . :-/

blowndodge · 01-20-2009, 06:45 PM

Prozac, I need prozac...........

ridemslow · 01-24-2009, 12:33 PM

Poor Chunks.

qvcjim · 01-25-2009, 04:48 AM

sick.........

jamiep24 · 01-26-2009, 08:35 PM

And I thought I heard 'em all?

**Kawhead** · 01-27-2009, 01:23 AM

See y'all..........that guy reminds me of some of the people I work with. They do things like that by themselves, and it's bad enough, and when they sober up they come to work TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT IT!!!!!

markusmaximus · 01-29-2009, 07:29 PM

Another stunning episode for Jackass.

01-17-2009, 11:26 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Three Buddies Talking at Lunch There were three buddies talking at lunch about the night before. The first guy says, "Man, we drank way too much. I got out of the cab and barfed all over the front lawn. Boy, was the wife ever pissed." The second guy says, "That's nothing, I was so drunk I drove the car right through the back of the garage. I didn't even know it until I came out this morning to go to work." The third guy says, "You guys don't know what drunk is. I came home last night and I blew chunks." The first guy says, "I told you I threw up all over the place." The third guy says, "You don't understand, Chunks is my dog." ::)

01-18-2009, 01:15 PM	#3
dabull Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Crestview, FL Posts: 2,409	Three Buddies Talking at Lunch gonna pretend i didn't read this one...

01-18-2009, 03:10 PM	#4
lw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pasadena, Texas Posts: 2,117	Three Buddies Talking at Lunch That one created a mental picture I could have gone my entire life without seeing. . . . :-/

01-20-2009, 06:45 PM	#5
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Three Buddies Talking at Lunch Prozac, I need prozac........... __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-24-2009, 12:33 PM	#6
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Three Buddies Talking at Lunch Poor Chunks. __________________

01-25-2009, 04:48 AM	#7
qvcjim Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Florence, SC Posts: 125	Three Buddies Talking at Lunch sick.........

01-26-2009, 08:35 PM	#8
jamiep24 Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Yazoo City, Ms Posts: 965	Three Buddies Talking at Lunch And I thought I heard 'em all?

01-27-2009, 01:23 AM	#9
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Three Buddies Talking at Lunch See y'all..........that guy reminds me of some of the people I work with. They do things like that by themselves, and it's bad enough, and when they sober up they come to work TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT IT!!!!! __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

01-29-2009, 07:29 PM	#10
markusmaximus Advanced Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Central Indiana Posts: 603	Three Buddies Talking at Lunch Another stunning episode for Jackass.

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