Drinking on flights.....

**jmorrow** · 11-04-2008, 05:14 PM

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought

and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores

than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,

"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

socwkbiker · 11-04-2008, 08:07 PM

tinskeep · 11-05-2008, 10:44 AM

Socwkbiker, I want a kitchen floor like you have..I don't suppose you found that at Home Depot huh?

socwkbiker · 11-05-2008, 05:39 PM

Actually, I found that at Ho' Depot!

11-04-2008, 05:14 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Drinking on flights..... A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

11-04-2008, 08:07 PM	#2
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Drinking on flights..... __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

11-05-2008, 10:44 AM	#3
tinskeep Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 98	Drinking on flights..... Socwkbiker, I want a kitchen floor like you have..I don't suppose you found that at Home Depot huh?

11-05-2008, 05:39 PM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Drinking on flights..... Actually, I found that at Ho' Depot! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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