Victoria's Secret

mmartin · 10-24-2008, 10:10 AM

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price.... the more sheer the higher the price.

Naturally he opts for the most sheer item, pays $500 and takes it home.

He presents it to his wife and ask her to put it on and model it for him. he grabs a beer and goes into the back yard.

Upstairs the wife looks at the price tag and thinks,' I have an idea, it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.' 'I won't put it on, but do the modeling naked, and return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.'

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose.

The husband says,' GOOD GRIEF!, You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!'

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on Thursday, close coffin

ianicky · 10-24-2008, 10:24 AM

basco · 10-24-2008, 11:45 AM

**jmorrow** · 10-24-2008, 05:58 PM

Well, I was only teasing her!!!! ::)

**Kawhead** · 10-25-2008, 12:47 AM

damn

paul · 10-25-2008, 08:13 AM

Man, it's gettin too cold outside for the doghouse.

10-24-2008, 10:10 AM	#1
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Victoria's Secret A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price.... the more sheer the higher the price. Naturally he opts for the most sheer item, pays $500 and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and ask her to put it on and model it for him. he grabs a beer and goes into the back yard. Upstairs the wife looks at the price tag and thinks,' I have an idea, it's so sheer that it might as well be nothing.' 'I won't put it on, but do the modeling naked, and return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself.' She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says,' GOOD GRIEF!, You'd think for $500, they'd at least iron it!' He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday, close coffin

10-24-2008, 10:24 AM	#2
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Victoria's Secret

10-24-2008, 11:45 AM	#3
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Victoria's Secret

10-24-2008, 05:58 PM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Victoria's Secret Well, I was only teasing her!!!! ::) __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-25-2008, 12:47 AM	#5
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Victoria's Secret damn __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

10-25-2008, 08:13 AM	#6
paul Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: magnolia, tx Posts: 1,500	Victoria's Secret Man, it's gettin too cold outside for the doghouse. __________________ The beatings will stop when morale improves.

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