Why Wedding Dresses Are White?

**jmorrow** · 10-11-2008, 10:33 AM

The following is just a joke and not to be taken seriously....
(In case the wife reads this post...)

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

mmartin · 10-11-2008, 08:50 PM

your in for it now! ;)

dakals · 10-11-2008, 10:42 PM

GO TO YOUR CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is my whip?!!!!!!!!! LOL

mmartin · 10-12-2008, 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakals

GO TO YOUR CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is my whip?!!!!!!!!! LOL

Told you so

**ringadingh** · 10-12-2008, 08:08 AM

I like that.

ianicky · 10-12-2008, 02:53 PM

Lmao that is funny i will have to remember that one

10-11-2008, 10:33 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Why Wedding Dresses Are White? The following is just a joke and not to be taken seriously.... (In case the wife reads this post...) Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says, 'Son, all household appliances come in white.' __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-11-2008, 08:50 PM	#2
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Why Wedding Dresses Are White? your in for it now! ;)

10-11-2008, 10:42 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Why Wedding Dresses Are White? GO TO YOUR CORNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where is my whip?!!!!!!!!! LOL

10-12-2008, 08:08 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Why Wedding Dresses Are White? I like that. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-12-2008, 02:53 PM	#6
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Why Wedding Dresses Are White? Lmao that is funny i will have to remember that one

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