Chinese Detective

**jmorrow** · 10-05-2008, 10:06 AM

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.
A few days later he received this report:

Most honorable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel.

I climb tree - look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip her. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with ME. Fall out of tree, not see.

NO FEE.

basco · 10-05-2008, 06:51 PM

**ringadingh** · 10-05-2008, 07:45 PM

socwkbiker · 10-06-2008, 10:55 AM

mmartin · 10-06-2008, 01:43 PM

blowndodge · 10-06-2008, 11:52 PM

I didn't know SWB was Chinese????

**trip** · 10-07-2008, 06:46 AM

Isn't that what SWB means?...... Sim Wimm Buttcake.

socwkbiker · 10-07-2008, 08:35 AM

(In best Charlie Chan accent) Oooohhhh most gracious Tripster make funny. Ass hole Tripster and Blowndodge san. May bird of life poop on your seat just as you get on motorcycle...

**trip** · 10-07-2008, 12:49 PM

LOL.....

Todd · 10-07-2008, 02:08 PM

I know some Chinese detectives that would be offended by that

**trip** · 10-07-2008, 02:27 PM

++1

dakals · 10-08-2008, 04:08 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

10-05-2008, 10:06 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Chinese Detective A man suspected his wife of seeing another man so he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop. A few days later he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. I watch house. He comes to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree - look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip her. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with ME. Fall out of tree, not see. NO FEE. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-05-2008, 06:51 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Chinese Detective

10-05-2008, 07:45 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Chinese Detective __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-06-2008, 10:55 AM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Chinese Detective __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

10-06-2008, 01:43 PM	#5
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Chinese Detective

10-06-2008, 11:52 PM	#6
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Chinese Detective I didn't know SWB was Chinese???? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

10-07-2008, 06:46 AM	#7
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	Chinese Detective Isn't that what SWB means?...... Sim Wimm Buttcake. __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

10-07-2008, 08:35 AM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Chinese Detective (In best Charlie Chan accent) Oooohhhh most gracious Tripster make funny. Ass hole Tripster and Blowndodge san. May bird of life poop on your seat just as you get on motorcycle... __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

10-07-2008, 12:49 PM	#9
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	Chinese Detective LOL..... __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

10-07-2008, 02:08 PM	#10
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	Chinese Detective I know some Chinese detectives that would be offended by that __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

10-07-2008, 02:27 PM	#11
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	Chinese Detective ++1 __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

10-08-2008, 04:08 PM	#12
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Chinese Detective LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

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