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Old 09-15-2008, 08:46 AM   #1
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A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?'

She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free .'

Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.'
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Old 09-15-2008, 04:28 PM   #2
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Old 09-15-2008, 06:36 PM   #3
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Old 09-16-2008, 04:53 PM   #4
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! he a dead man!!!!!!!!
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I'd like to see it too
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Old 09-16-2008, 07:55 PM   #6
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Hell mine would have to make it on $400
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Hell mine would have to make it on $400
At least your gettin some.
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Old 09-17-2008, 12:59 PM   #8
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Old 09-18-2008, 10:14 PM   #9
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Wonder what i would make?!!!!!LOL



Nevermind, i just remembered that the auction I was in earlier this year on here i couldn't even get $2 for me!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember Sue?!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-19-2008, 09:43 AM   #10
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Wonder what i would make?!!!!!LOL



Nevermind, i just remembered that the auction I was in earlier this year on here i couldn't even get $2 for me!!!!!!!!!!!! Remember Sue?!!!!!!!!!
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Vaguely dakals....lol...memory's shot!!
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