The Husband Store

[texasfisherdude]

another oldie

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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
value of

the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The

shopper may

choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to

the next

floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the

first floor

the sign on the door reads:



Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs



She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the

sign reads:



Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.



'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'



So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:



Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good

Looking.



'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.



She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good

Looking and

Help With Housework.



'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'



Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:



Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous,

Help with

Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.



She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where

the sign

reads:



Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no

men on this

floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible

to

please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.







PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives

store

just across the street.



The first floor has wives that love sex.



The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like

beer.



The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

That's pretty cute!

[mmartin]

Now thats good

[ringadingh]

Second floor sounds good enough for me. Where is this store exactly....

[samkjr]

No telling how much a girl from the second floor costs though. Too rich for my blood Im sure

[dakals]

I just want a steak, a beer, and um..............................s..........e...... ....x.........!!!!!

[ridemslow]

Sounds too good to be true.

[watchman]

All I want is a little more than I ever get!

[socwkbiker]

I would probably get in trouble just for browsing the women's store.