Potentially and Realistically

mmartin · 08-22-2008, 11:57 PM

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad what is the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The Father thought for a moment, then answered,'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars',

'Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars',

'Then go and ask your brother if he would. Come back and tell me what you have learned'.

So the boy asked his mother and she replied,'Of course I would! we could use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!'

The boy then went and asked his sister and she replied 'Oh my ! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts!?!?'

So the boy went to his brother's room and asked him and he replied 'Of course, do you know how much money a million bucks is'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went to his Dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?'

The boy replied, 'Yes....potentially , you and I are sitting on three million bucks......but realistically,....... we're living with two sluts and a queer'

dakals · 08-23-2008, 01:07 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**coacha** · 08-23-2008, 12:59 PM

I'm glad I had swallowed my coffee or I'd have spit it all over the screen.

**ringadingh** · 08-23-2008, 03:02 PM

LOL

08-22-2008, 11:57 PM	#1
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Potentially and Realistically A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad what is the difference between potentially and realistically?' The Father thought for a moment, then answered,'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars', 'Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars', 'Then go and ask your brother if he would. Come back and tell me what you have learned'. So the boy asked his mother and she replied,'Of course I would! we could use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!' The boy then went and asked his sister and she replied 'Oh my ! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts!?!?' So the boy went to his brother's room and asked him and he replied 'Of course, do you know how much money a million bucks is' The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went to his Dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?' The boy replied, 'Yes....potentially , you and I are sitting on three million bucks......but realistically,....... we're living with two sluts and a queer'

08-23-2008, 01:07 AM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Potentially and Realistically ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08-23-2008, 12:59 PM	#3
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Potentially and Realistically I'm glad I had swallowed my coffee or I'd have spit it all over the screen. __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD

08-23-2008, 03:02 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Potentially and Realistically LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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