Pregnant Blonde

moenko · 08-19-2008, 02:58 PM

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great news.... '

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'

Then she said, 'There's more.'

I asked, 'What do you mean there's more?'

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby.
We are going to have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.

She said....

'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. And you know what? Both tests came out positive!'

fish · 08-19-2008, 03:21 PM

When she said WE I thought she was going to say it was yours

:'(

moenko · 08-19-2008, 03:27 PM

God help us

Quote:

Originally Posted by fish

When she said WE I thought she was going to say it was yours

:'(

**ringadingh** · 08-19-2008, 04:26 PM

LOL

dakals · 08-21-2008, 11:06 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!

08-19-2008, 02:58 PM	#1
moenko Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Suffield, CT Posts: 477	Pregnant Blonde The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news.... ' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more.' I asked, 'What do you mean there's more?' She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said.... 'Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. And you know what? Both tests came out positive!'

08-19-2008, 03:21 PM	#2
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Pregnant Blonde When she said WE I thought she was going to say it was yours :'( __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

08-19-2008, 04:26 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Pregnant Blonde LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-21-2008, 11:06 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Pregnant Blonde ROFLMAO!!!!!

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