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Old 01-06-2009, 04:42 PM   #1
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Wanna go for a ride?

A 10-year-old girl was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her and says 'Hey little girl, do you want to go for a ride?'
'NO!' says the little girl as she keeps on walking.

The motorcyclist pulls up beside her again and says 'Hey kid, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.'

'NO!' said the little girl and proceeded down the street a little quicker.

The motorcyclist pulls up to the little girl again and says 'Okay kid, I will give you $20 and a BIG bag of candy if you hop on the back of my bike for a ride.'

At this point the little girl turns to him and screams angrily 'Look Dad, YOU bought a Harley instead of a Kawasaki so YOU ride it!'



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Amen! LOL.
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Cute!!
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