A man, a brothel and a chicken
A man has been visiting a brothel for quite some time and on his next visit he tells the madam that he wants something different. He told her he had been with all her girls and just needed something different.
The madam thought for a bit and sent him upstairs to a room, he walks in and there is nothing in the room, no funiture or anything just a chicken running around in the room. He thought for a while and wondered why she had sent him to this room. He decides he will just $crew the chicken. He runs the chicken down and has his way with the chicken. After he finished the chicken was wobbling around the room and seemed very disoriented. He walks out and closes the door behind. He thought after leaving that he had really enjoyed his latest adventure.
A week later he goes back and told the madam he would like to have the chicken again. She told him she had some bad news, the chicken had died. He said, well what have you got that is different. She thought for a bit and decided what she would do. He pays the madam and she sends him upstairs and directed him to go in a certain door. He finds the door and realizes he is in a very dark hallway. He continues on down until he bumps into another guy. They are standing in front of a two way mirror. About this time a young couple enter the room and immediately stip and jump in bed. They are soon making passionate love. The two guys watch with interest. As the couple are just about finished making love he tells the other guy, this is really great. The other guys says yes but you should have been here last week there was some guy in there $crewing a chicken.
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Gene Cross, Jr.
Boaz, Alabama
KawaNOW/VBA #1181
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