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04-12-2008, 10:09 AM
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Here's a groaner.
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger..."How about nuclear power?" "O.K" she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But, let me ask you a question first... A horse, a cow, and a deer a ll eat grass. The same stuff. Yet, a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass...Why do you suppose that is?" The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea", to which the little girl replies... "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh*t?" |
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04-12-2008, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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Here's a groaner.
+1
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04-12-2008, 08:47 PM
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Here's a groaner.
Never stops Nico ! ! ! !
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04-15-2008, 01:25 AM
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Here's a groaner.
Quote:
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04-16-2008, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Jefferson City, MO
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Here's a groaner.
I like the pic.
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