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Old 06-13-2011, 12:01 PM   #1
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Little Johnny & Toilet Seat


Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little p***s on the rim.

Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little Johnny lets out a scream.

His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his genitals and howling.

He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it and make it better."

Little Johnny's mother shouts, "Don't start your father's sh*t with me!"
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