Need a Favor from Below the Mason/Dixon Line

[Netnorske]

With the National Rally in Maggie Valley....an idea popped back into my head that ain't been there for awhile...but the location of the rally kind of made me think of it again....so here goes....

Anyone who has been to my home knows I have a very large, well stocked wet bar in my basement. It is a great place to relax, chat, take in some tunes....sing a few of your own on my killer home karaoke system....whatever. I have a pretty diverse mix of spirits....but one thing I have never had, or ever tasted....is some genuine southern White Lightnin'.

What are the chances one of you <s>backwards</s>....no wait....backWOODs types from our southern regions might hook a brother up with some of the genuine article...?? You could stick it in one of those "if it fits, it ships" cartons from USPS and Charlie can keep an eye out for it at the Post Office and make sure it arrives safely... ;).

In order to protect the guilty (heck...nobody is innocent).....you can PM me if this is within' your power. I will happily reimburse you for whatever expenditures you might incur. Once it arrives....I will take a photo or two of the jug atop my bar and post it here. I've always been curious to sample the real deal. Thx in advance....(I think)... !