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Old 09-22-2008, 08:31 AM   #1
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Johnny

A teacher is asking her students about their parents one day.

"Suzie, what does your father do for a living?"
"He's an electrition" says Suzie.

"Betty, what does your father do?" asked the teacher.
"He owns a hardware store." says Betty

Then the teacher asked,"Johnnie, What does your father do?"
"My Dad's dead." said Johnnie
"Oh.." said the teacher." what did he do before he died?"
"He turned blue and $hit on the carpet." said Johnnie.
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