In Association with VBA Web : Memorial | Merchandise



Important Info : Please Read!
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks!



Go Back   Vulcan Bagger Forums > General > Off-Topic > Lighter Side/Jokes
Register FAQ Upgrade Membership Community Calendar Today's Posts Search
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 10-10-2008, 08:26 PM   #1
jmorrow   jmorrow is offline
 
jmorrow's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas
Posts: 1,884
Gone Fishing!

First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.


Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck'.


Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.'


They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?'


Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave my wife a nudge and said, 'Fishing or Sex?'



She said, 'Wear sun-block. :-/
__________________
Jim (Dooley) Morrow
Stanford, Arkansas
2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500
VBA #146
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
BC Fishing Adventure Netnorske Rides/Trip Reports/Travel Information 23 08-01-2011 12:51 AM
Fishing Sin City Stan Lighter Side/Jokes 3 01-29-2011 10:18 PM
Fishing ringadingh Lighter Side/Jokes 3 10-12-2010 08:47 PM
Fishing ringadingh Lighter Side/Jokes 1 09-04-2009 02:44 PM
Fishing ridemslow Lighter Side/Jokes 7 09-19-2008 02:37 PM

In Association with VBA Web Join VBA Web Now!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:02 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.