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Blonde Wife @ Home Depot
Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his blonde wife, Mary, to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?" Walt replied, "That's silver and it costs $300." "My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?" Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot." This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!! |
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