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Old 02-11-2008, 12:29 PM   #1
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Not sure if this was already posted or not...but it's still pretty funny!!!

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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men!!
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Old 02-11-2008, 12:47 PM   #2
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lol...smart woman...not so smart man
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:37 PM   #3
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Dumbass!
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:42 PM   #4
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Nico......
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Old 02-11-2008, 02:53 PM   #5
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Poor planning...............
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he deserved it
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Old 02-11-2008, 05:21 PM   #7
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Beez...that sounds like a man-card violation...I NEVER thought i would say that to YOU!!!!
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Old 02-11-2008, 06:00 PM   #8
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And I was scared of MC Violation just by posting the joke!!!! Thx Beez... took the heat off me!! LOL! But...SWB you are right..he is a dumbass!!
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Good for her, now she is rich and single!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-11-2008, 10:00 PM   #10
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That was great!
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