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01-27-2011, 08:49 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gainesville, Ga.
Posts: 1,950
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FORGOT MY GLASSES. . . .
Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
She suggested I do down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a PARACHUTE CLUB. She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 78 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes!" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a PROSTITUTES CLUB not a PARACHUTE CLUB!" I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week. LIFE AS A SENIOR CITIZEN IS NOT GETTING ANY EASIER. .
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