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Old 03-03-2010, 12:01 AM   #1
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A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.


Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bitten. I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.

His eyesrolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake
Without incident and carried on my fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake
With two frogs in his mouth.

LIFE IS GOOD

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