A Huge Brute

rooster1 · 09-28-2010, 09:43 AM

The police department received a call at 1A.M. from a professor at the local university who reported a break-in. "The man was a huge brute," the professor reported. "He ripped the covers off the bed and found me sleeping naked. He looked at me in the most vile possible way and then he exposed this incredibly large p***s."

"That sounds awful," The sympathetic police clerk responded.

"That's not the worst part. He made me put that disgusting thing in my mouth, then he turned me over and shoved it up my ass until I felt like I would split in two. Then he pissed all over me."

"We'll send a squad over right away to look for him," the clerk said.

"Oh, you don't have to do that," the professor said. He's in the shower now. Why don't you just come over and pick him up in the morning."

**ringadingh** · 09-28-2010, 11:53 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-28-2010, 11:57 AM

???

blowndodge · 09-28-2010, 03:51 PM

SWB???!!

Stump · 09-29-2010, 05:49 PM

09-28-2010, 09:43 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	A Huge Brute The police department received a call at 1A.M. from a professor at the local university who reported a break-in. "The man was a huge brute," the professor reported. "He ripped the covers off the bed and found me sleeping naked. He looked at me in the most vile possible way and then he exposed this incredibly large p***s." "That sounds awful," The sympathetic police clerk responded. "That's not the worst part. He made me put that disgusting thing in my mouth, then he turned me over and shoved it up my ass until I felt like I would split in two. Then he pissed all over me." "We'll send a squad over right away to look for him," the clerk said. "Oh, you don't have to do that," the professor said. He's in the shower now. Why don't you just come over and pick him up in the morning."

09-28-2010, 11:53 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	A Huge Brute __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-28-2010, 11:57 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	A Huge Brute ??? __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

09-28-2010, 03:51 PM	#4
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	A Huge Brute SWB???!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

09-29-2010, 05:49 PM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	A Huge Brute __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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