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04-12-2008, 09:29 PM
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Always wear clean underwear!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...
From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple that drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. The wife stood back up, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. :-[ 
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04-13-2008, 02:10 PM
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04-13-2008, 06:20 PM
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Always wear clean underwear!
I hope Nico doesn't join this group!
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04-13-2008, 08:23 PM
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That was too funny. Imagine how the husband must have felt.
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04-13-2008, 08:56 PM
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Got a ring to it "Nico the Naked Nomad", "Chester the molester" etc. etc. |
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04-13-2008, 09:01 PM
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Always wear clean underwear!
Hate to break in with serious content but I saw this over on the safety thread and I thought it was something we should allways be aware of...
Q: When riding a motorcycle what is the safety function of underwear? A: To keep from SKIDDING out of control. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) |
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04-14-2008, 08:49 AM
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