I just needed to use your car

**wompus** · 09-05-2011, 07:16 PM

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned.

There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.”

Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?”

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AlabamaNomadRider · 09-06-2011, 03:50 AM

Sounds about right.

**ringadingh** · 09-06-2011, 07:32 AM

He should have given them tickets for a cruise, then he would have had time to sell there house on them. ;)

**BudMan** · 09-06-2011, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ringadingh

He should have given them tickets for a cruise, then he would have had time to sell there house on them. ;)

09-05-2011, 07:16 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	I just needed to use your car After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been returned. There is an envelope on the windshield with a note of apology and two tickets to a music concert. The note reads, “I apologize for taking your car, but my wife was having a baby and I had to hot-wire your ignition to rush her to the hospital. Please forgive the inconvenience. Here are two tickets for tonight’s concert of Garth Brooks, the country-and-western music star.” Their faith in humanity restored, the couple attend the concert and return home late. They find their house has been robbed. Valuable goods have been taken from thoughout the house, from basement to attic. And, there is a note on the door reading, “Well, you still have your car. I have to put my newly born kid through college somehow, don’t I?” . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

09-06-2011, 03:50 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	I just needed to use your car Sounds about right. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

09-06-2011, 07:32 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I just needed to use your car He should have given them tickets for a cruise, then he would have had time to sell there house on them. ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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