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01-29-2008, 05:03 PM
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Blonde Wife @ Home Depot
Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his blonde wife, Mary, to Home Depot.
At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?" Walt replied, "That's silver and it costs $300." "My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?" Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot." This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!! |
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01-29-2008, 06:30 PM
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Damn women!
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01-29-2008, 06:45 PM
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Never send a woman to do a mans job
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01-29-2008, 06:59 PM
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That's what BD says..................
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01-29-2008, 07:01 PM
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lol...you are ILL!!! :-*
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01-30-2008, 01:21 PM
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That's just wrong! Funny, but wrong.
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02-02-2008, 11:43 AM
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Two guys, one old (81) , John, and one young (28), David, collide while
pushing their carts around Home Depot The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going. "The young guy David , says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy John says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your Wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" The old guy John says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours ." |
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02-02-2008, 09:52 PM
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I need to go to Home Depot.
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