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Old 03-31-2011, 06:18 PM   #1
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Every day a male co-worker walks up very close

to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air

and tells her that her hair smells nice.


After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint
to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a

sexual harassment grievance against him.


The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:

"What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"





The woman replies:

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"It's Frank, the midget."
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:32 PM   #2
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Old 03-31-2011, 06:44 PM   #3
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Those little guys are having more fun then ever!
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Old 04-01-2011, 07:58 AM   #4
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Now that is funny Mike.
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Thats probably the funniest joke I've ever heard. Didnt expect the ending Love it
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