The Hypnotist

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-14-2010, 01:30 AM

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience".

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light.

Claude the hypnotist said: "I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations".

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch".

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

" $HIT! ", said the hypnotist.

It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center.

jesse · 10-14-2010, 08:24 PM

Where do you come up with these?

Stump · 10-15-2010, 05:35 PM

Funny!

10-14-2010, 01:30 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The Hypnotist It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience". The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The polished metal gleamed in the light. Claude the hypnotist said: "I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations". He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch". The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light shimmering off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. " $HIT! ", said the hypnotist. It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-14-2010, 08:24 PM	#2
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	The Hypnotist Where do you come up with these? __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

10-15-2010, 05:35 PM	#3
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	The Hypnotist Funny! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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