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Old 09-06-2010, 12:02 PM   #1
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A Truck driver sees a girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he says.

"I'm trying to commit suicide," she says.*

"Well, before you jump and kill yourself, would you mind giving me a
blowjob?"

"Well if I'm going to die anyway, I guess it's no big deal."

So, she does.

After she's finished, the trucker says, "Wow! That's a wasted talent.

Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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