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03-04-2010, 11:36 AM
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You Don't Know Jack Schitt
"You don't know Jack Schitt..." Now you'll know the rest of the story.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt and Oh Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Oh Schitt, the owner of the "Knee Deep Schitt Inn." Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first, passed on shorty after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt, two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, and another son Bull Schitt. Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop-out. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt, and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. NOW YOU KNOW JACK SCHITT! 
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03-04-2010, 05:05 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
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You Don't Know Jack Schitt
And now I know!
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