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09-26-2009, 05:13 PM
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A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, And one who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, And who will call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand. Oh send a king to make me queen. A man who loves to cook and clean. I pray this man will love no other, And relish visits with my mother. A MAN'S POEM: I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
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09-27-2009, 04:33 PM
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Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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I hope she has a like minded freind!
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09-27-2009, 06:28 PM
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09-29-2009, 12:55 AM
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