Rude American

**ringadingh** · 03-20-2008, 11:48 AM

The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's poodle took the Only seat remaining. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was Under that dog.
"Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little Dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American In his place !"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road.
And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

pick187 · 03-20-2008, 11:53 AM

LOL

bear · 03-20-2008, 12:20 PM

5 thumbs UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

flightdoc · 03-20-2008, 12:25 PM

awesome

beezer · 03-20-2008, 04:02 PM

dakals · 03-20-2008, 04:48 PM

LMAO!!!!

jussmatt · 03-20-2008, 08:46 PM

Damn Goooood One There!!!! Friggin French.... can't stand them!!

**Idaho** · 03-21-2008, 06:37 AM

Big smile

basco · 03-21-2008, 10:29 PM

**jmorrow** · 03-22-2008, 08:07 PM

We, We, Throw the french bytche' from zhe train.

03-20-2008, 11:48 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Rude American The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's poodle took the Only seat remaining. The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was Under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little Dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American In his place !" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window." __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-20-2008, 11:53 AM	#2
pick187 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Midwest Posts: 343	Rude American LOL

03-20-2008, 12:20 PM	#3
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Rude American 5 thumbs UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03-20-2008, 12:25 PM	#4
flightdoc Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Barrington, New Hampshire Posts: 1,285	Rude American awesome

03-20-2008, 04:02 PM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Rude American __________________ 2012 FLHTK

03-20-2008, 04:48 PM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Rude American LMAO!!!!

03-20-2008, 08:46 PM	#7
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Rude American Damn Goooood One There!!!! Friggin French.... can't stand them!!

03-21-2008, 06:37 AM	#8
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	Rude American Big smile __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter

03-21-2008, 10:29 PM	#9
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Rude American

03-22-2008, 08:07 PM	#10
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Rude American We, We, Throw the french bytche' from zhe train. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

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