Coffee & Testicles

**jmorrow** · 02-15-2011, 04:56 PM

A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

sly · 02-15-2011, 05:28 PM

, will send it of to my buddy at Canada post....

**ringadingh** · 02-15-2011, 05:36 PM

I just remember the drinking coffee part when I worked there.

Loafer · 02-15-2011, 06:09 PM

Well when you hang your balls on the bike, that's understandable.

**Cajunrider** · 02-15-2011, 07:25 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-16-2011, 08:14 AM

**ringadingh** · 02-16-2011, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loafer

Well when you hang your balls on the bike, that's understandable.

Their easier to scratch hanging there.

Loafer · 02-16-2011, 09:39 AM

Gee, I hadn't thought of that...

rickyboy · 02-16-2011, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loafer

Well when you hang your balls on the bike, that's understandable.

Loafer · 02-16-2011, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickyboy ... #00722

Quote:

Originally Posted by loafer

Well when you hang your balls on the bike, that's understandable.

Steve has his balls hanging from his rear fender. Whenever he gets an itch he looks for a driveway entrance to scratch them on.

rickyboy · 02-17-2011, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by loafer

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickyboy ... #00722

Steve has his balls hanging from his rear fender. Whenever he gets an itch he looks for a driveway entrance to scratch them on.

Oh!! that makes it so much more clear "loafer".......never mind.

**ringadingh** · 02-21-2011, 12:15 AM

And I caught Gerry staring at them a couple times on our ride. ;) ;)

Loafer · 02-21-2011, 07:24 AM

Couldn't help it, last time I saw anything like that.... I need some coffee

02-15-2011, 04:56 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Coffee & Testicles A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee." "Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?" "Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour." The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?" The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day." The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?" "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that." __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

02-15-2011, 05:28 PM	#2
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	Coffee & Testicles , will send it of to my buddy at Canada post.... __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

02-15-2011, 05:36 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Coffee & Testicles I just remember the drinking coffee part when I worked there. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-15-2011, 06:09 PM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Coffee & Testicles Well when you hang your balls on the bike, that's understandable. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

02-15-2011, 07:25 PM	#5
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Coffee & Testicles __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

02-16-2011, 08:14 AM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Coffee & Testicles __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-16-2011, 09:39 AM	#8
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Coffee & Testicles Gee, I hadn't thought of that... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

02-21-2011, 12:15 AM	#12
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Coffee & Testicles And I caught Gerry staring at them a couple times on our ride. ;) ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-21-2011, 07:24 AM	#13
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Coffee & Testicles Couldn't help it, last time I saw anything like that.... I need some coffee __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

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