You might be a harley rider if:

socwkbiker · 04-12-2009, 09:55 PM

If your bike leans further on it's sidestand than it does on the highway.....................................

If you are left in awe by the mechanical advantage of a doorknob..........................................

If your bike cost more than your house and has fewer wheels............................................ ...

If the output decibel number of your exhaust exceeds your horsepower
output number............................................ ....

If you have ever found a grasshopper in your beard.............................................

If you have ever blown your suspension----------------in your seat...........................................

If you get blown away by a moped............................................. ...

If you are unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light............................................. ......

If you don't wave to sportbike riders cause you don't want to drop your tools............................................. ......

If you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws"............................................ .....

If you think running the 1/4 mile in mid 15's is really, really fast.............................................. ....

If "water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker........................................... .....
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MarkG · 04-12-2009, 10:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SWB,voices tell me evil things

If you are unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light............................................. ......

Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.

strobe · 04-12-2009, 11:06 PM

You watch for spare parts that have fallen off other Harleys on the road....

pagemastr · 04-13-2009, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by strobe

You watch for spare parts that have fallen off other Harleys on the road....

Does it count that I nearly ran over a chain in the freeway yesterday? Could have been from a harley

ells · 04-13-2009, 08:54 PM

If you want to express your individualism and freedom by buying the same bike as just about everybody else, and then doing the all the same stuff with all them.

pirate · 04-13-2009, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SWB,voices tell me evil things

If you don't wave to sportbike riders cause you don't want to drop your tools............................................. ......

I like that one!

**billmac** · 04-18-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ells

If you want to express your individualism and freedom by buying the same bike as just about everybody else, and then doing the all the same stuff with all them.

Ells, I like it, and will have to remember that.

ballast · 04-18-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by billmac

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ells

If you want to express your individualism and freedom by buying the same bike as just about everybody else, and then doing the all the same stuff with all them.

Ells, I like it, and will have to remember that.

My buddy bought a Harley and left if Stock so he'd be the different one. ???

brendan · 04-19-2009, 06:16 AM

" If you ignore millions of dollars spent in R&D and tear those nasty stock pipes off....that will turn some heads!

keithcochran · 05-04-2009, 08:50 PM

IF YOU GOT KAWASAKI AT HOME FOR A BACK UP RIDE

phenrichs · 05-08-2009, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWB,voices tell me evil things

If your bike leans further on it's sidestand than it does on the highway.....................................

If you are left in awe by the mechanical advantage of a doorknob..........................................

If your bike cost more than your house and has fewer wheels............................................ ...

If the output decibel number of your exhaust exceeds your horsepower
output number............................................ ....

If you have ever found a grasshopper in your beard.............................................

If you have ever blown your suspension----------------in your seat...........................................

If you get blown away by a moped............................................. ...

If you are unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light............................................. ......

If you don't wave to sportbike riders cause you don't want to drop your tools............................................. ......

If you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws"............................................ .....

If you think running the 1/4 mile in mid 15's is really, really fast.............................................. ....

If "water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker........................................... .....
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If you call leaving a trail of oil everywhere you go "marking your territory."

Netnorske · 05-08-2009, 08:56 AM

If you've never actually ridden your bike to a bike rally farther than 300 miles from your home... ;)!

bear · 05-08-2009, 11:16 AM

What's a bike rally??

**Cajunrider** · 05-09-2009, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bear - Member 00013

What's a bike rally??

That deal in SD that you and I are going to ride up together to....

djh · 05-09-2009, 01:21 PM

HD Sounds like some kind of disorder! . Like Ells said very well. Wanting to be an individual but does not want to standout in the crowd. It's The Ride not the bike.... DH

04-12-2009, 09:55 PM	#1
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	You might be a harley rider if: If your bike leans further on it's sidestand than it does on the highway..................................... If you are left in awe by the mechanical advantage of a doorknob.......................................... If your bike cost more than your house and has fewer wheels............................................ ... If the output decibel number of your exhaust exceeds your horsepower output number............................................ .... If you have ever found a grasshopper in your beard............................................. If you have ever blown your suspension----------------in your seat........................................... If you get blown away by a moped............................................. ... If you are unable to let your bike simply IDLE at a stop light............................................. ...... If you don't wave to sportbike riders cause you don't want to drop your tools............................................. ...... If you confuse the word "character" with the more accurate term "engineering flaws"............................................ ..... If you think running the 1/4 mile in mid 15's is really, really fast.............................................. .... If "water cooled" means standing on the side of the road, in the rain, waiting for a wrecker........................................... ..... Reply With Quote __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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ells Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Boulder County, Colorado Posts: 2,014	You might be a harley rider if: If you want to express your individualism and freedom by buying the same bike as just about everybody else, and then doing the all the same stuff with all them.

04-19-2009, 06:16 AM	#9
brendan Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North East Indiana Posts: 27	You might be a harley rider if: " If you ignore millions of dollars spent in R&D and tear those nasty stock pipes off....that will turn some heads!

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keithcochran Jr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Jacksboro,TN Posts: 28	You might be a harley rider if: IF YOU GOT KAWASAKI AT HOME FOR A BACK UP RIDE

05-08-2009, 08:56 AM	#12
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05-08-2009, 11:16 AM	#13
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	You might be a harley rider if: What's a bike rally??

05-09-2009, 01:21 PM	#15
djh Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pioneer Ca. Posts: 130	You might be a harley rider if: HD Sounds like some kind of disorder! . Like Ells said very well. Wanting to be an individual but does not want to standout in the crowd. It's The Ride not the bike.... DH

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