Best Joke

**coacha** · 03-05-2009, 10:12 PM

Nominated for Best Joke of the Year

A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.' The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!' The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.' The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not American!' He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' She says, 'No, I am from Africa!' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?' The African lady checks her watch and says... 'Probably at work!'

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE!!

**jmorrow** · 03-06-2009, 04:37 AM

No illegal's for me, thank you......

**ringadingh** · 03-06-2009, 09:29 AM

It would be the same response if he arrived in Canada also.

03-05-2009, 10:12 PM	#1
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Best Joke Nominated for Best Joke of the Year A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am a Mexican.' The man goes on and encounters another passerby. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!' The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.' The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not American!' He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' She says, 'No, I am from Africa!' Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?' The African lady checks her watch and says... 'Probably at work!' IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM, YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE!! __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD

03-06-2009, 04:37 AM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Best Joke No illegal's for me, thank you...... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

03-06-2009, 09:29 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Best Joke It would be the same response if he arrived in Canada also. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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