Ice Cream with Grandpa

phenrichs · 03-03-2009, 01:08 PM

A young boy was sitting on the porch with his grandpa. Grandpa asked him if he would like some ice cream. The boy said yes but told him he better ask grandma if she wants some too. So grandpa yelled upstairs where grandma was knitting. "Grandma, you want some ice cream." She answered, "How hard is it?" He said, "About as hard as my dick."

"Sounds good, Pour me a glass."

**ringadingh** · 03-04-2009, 09:14 AM

03-03-2009, 01:08 PM	#1
phenrichs Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 2,498	Ice Cream with Grandpa A young boy was sitting on the porch with his grandpa. Grandpa asked him if he would like some ice cream. The boy said yes but told him he better ask grandma if she wants some too. So grandpa yelled upstairs where grandma was knitting. "Grandma, you want some ice cream." She answered, "How hard is it?" He said, "About as hard as my dick." "Sounds good, Pour me a glass."

03-04-2009, 09:14 AM	#2
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