delivery pain

**jmorrow** · 10-10-2008, 08:23 PM

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested, both
said they were very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters,
explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father
had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the
husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The
doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked
the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was
doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband
continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the
husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.

mmartin · 10-10-2008, 08:30 PM

At least it wasn't the milkman

ridemslow · 10-10-2008, 09:58 PM

Well.. It worked.

Yellow Jacket · 10-10-2008, 10:17 PM

Poor bastard never knew what hit him! :(

**ringadingh** · 10-11-2008, 08:22 PM

LOL

dakals · 10-11-2008, 10:43 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-10-2008, 08:23 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	delivery pain A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested, both said they were very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-10-2008, 08:30 PM	#2
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	delivery pain At least it wasn't the milkman

10-10-2008, 09:58 PM	#3
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	delivery pain Well.. It worked. __________________

10-10-2008, 10:17 PM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	delivery pain Poor bastard never knew what hit him! :( __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

10-11-2008, 08:22 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	delivery pain LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-11-2008, 10:43 PM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	delivery pain ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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