The Parrot

mmartin · 08-23-2008, 08:26 AM

A burglar broke into a house one night.He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables.He picked up a CD player to place in his sack when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit he shook his head and turn his flashlight on and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,

'Jesus is watching you'

Freaked out he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep' the parrot confessed then squawked 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
'Moses' replied the parrot

'Moses?' the burglar laughed, 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

The parrot replied 'the kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus'

08-23-2008, 10:00 PM

lol...good one....sent it to my sis-in-law...who has a Rottweiler!

**jmorrow** · 08-23-2008, 11:02 PM

WOOF!

**ringadingh** · 08-24-2008, 06:29 AM

Good one!

dakals · 08-25-2008, 10:19 PM

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Bite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

08-23-2008, 08:26 AM	#1
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	The Parrot A burglar broke into a house one night.He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables.He picked up a CD player to place in his sack when a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you' He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more after a bit he shook his head and turn his flashlight on and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you' Freaked out he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. 'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot. 'Yep' the parrot confessed then squawked 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you' The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?' 'Moses' replied the parrot 'Moses?' the burglar laughed, 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?' The parrot replied 'the kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus'

08-23-2008, 10:00 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	The Parrot lol...good one....sent it to my sis-in-law...who has a Rottweiler!

08-23-2008, 11:02 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The Parrot WOOF! WOOF! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

08-24-2008, 06:29 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Parrot Good one! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-25-2008, 10:19 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	The Parrot GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! Bite me!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL

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