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cactusjack · 08-03-2008, 04:19 PM

Not what you think...

Yesterday, 4 of us set out to ride down to Tucson. Why, I don't know. Tucson is looked at by Phoenicians as Phoenix's ugly cousin. They just aren't quite as polished and sophisticated down there. Even though the greater Tucson area has a population exceeding 1,000,000, it's still laughed at by some up here. Maybe because it's 40 minutes from Mexico? I don't really know.

Anyway, after a nice mexican breakfast in Florence (you haven't lived until you've had "huevos enchilada style"), we decided to change things and we rode to Oracle Junction then turned and headed NE towards Globe. In Globe we went to the Shamrock Lounge, where the A/C and the beer is ice cold. Here we are outside the Shamrock, preparing for the 60-mile ride back home:

L-R: Bill W & 2008 Heritage Softail, John & 2006 C50T, Bill B & 2003 Volusia, my 2007 Nomad - Look which bike is biggest! We did about 200 miles yesterday and managed to get back home sober & before it got too hot.

racinchef · 08-03-2008, 04:36 PM

. . . and the Nomad is King once again!!! When I stopped on Interstate 17 to take that pic of the Yamaha XS400 in 1981, I got passed by a big pack of HD's. Now who's the boss?

lw · 08-03-2008, 05:47 PM

Mighty neighborly of ya to let the "other" bikes tag along with the Nad.

cactusjack · 08-03-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LW

Mighty neighborly of ya to let the "other" bikes tag along with the Nad.

Yeah, well I try to at least be civil with them. I let them hold my helmet and gloves while I use the men's room.

The guy with the 03 Volusia really wants a Nomad. I'm trying to get him to take a look at the Nomad my friend is selling (03 with fairing, trunk and big-bore kit - separate thread).

cheriann · 08-04-2008, 12:59 PM

Sounds like fun!!!!
I notice the size difference too, whenever we go out with a group of bikes! I love riding behind hubby so I can watch the Nad's behind!!! LOL

racinchef · 08-05-2008, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by CheriAnn

Sounds like fun!!!!
I notice the size difference too, whenever we go out with a group of bikes! I love riding behind hubby so I can watch the Nad's behind!!! LOL

That has a few overly se#ual connotations that we just won't get into here.

08-05-2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by CheriAnn

Sounds like fun!!!!
I notice the size difference too, whenever we go out with a group of bikes! I love riding behind hubby so I can watch the Nad's behind!!! LOL

Yep, that's what I'd call watching a biker's bum alright. ;)

cheriann · 08-06-2008, 05:13 AM

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Originally Posted by racinchef

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheriAnn

Sounds like fun!!!!
I notice the size difference too, whenever we go out with a group of bikes! I love riding behind hubby so I can watch the Nad's behind!!! LOL

That has a few overly se#ual connotations that we just won't get into here.

Now what in the world could you be talking about! ;)

cheriann · 08-06-2008, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by caddmannq

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheriAnn

Sounds like fun!!!!
I notice the size difference too, whenever we go out with a group of bikes! I love riding behind hubby so I can watch the Nad's behind!!! LOL

Yep, that's what I'd call watching a biker's bum alright. ;)

Sometimes that bum shines so much in the sun, I need shades!!!

08-06-2008, 09:32 AM

Is it because of the assless chaps? Please get him some pants!

rlfaubion · 08-06-2008, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by cactusjack

We did about 200 miles yesterday and managed to get back home sober & before it got too hot.

How'd that happen Jack?

cactusjack · 08-06-2008, 05:35 PM

Because we hit the road at 6:00AM and even I have my standards. No drinking before 10:00, okay...9:00!

rksaw · 08-09-2008, 03:14 AM

Phoenix's Ugly Cousin??? I'd expect that from a snot nosed Scum Devil.
I grew up in Tucson! Go Cats!
Just kidding CJ, Rich

rlfaubion · 08-10-2008, 09:22 AM

I was broke down in Tucson for one week in '03 at a place called "All RV". What a freak'n nightmare of a place that was. Haven't been back since.

cactusjack · 08-10-2008, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Valdez (lone Juan)

I was broke down in Tucson for one week in '03 at a place called "All RV". What a freak'n nightmare of a place that was. Haven't been back since.

You haven't missed much.

08-03-2008, 04:19 PM	#1
cactusjack Mega-Contributor Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Where it doesn't snow...ever! Posts: 21,926	Biker bums Not what you think... Yesterday, 4 of us set out to ride down to Tucson. Why, I don't know. Tucson is looked at by Phoenicians as Phoenix's ugly cousin. They just aren't quite as polished and sophisticated down there. Even though the greater Tucson area has a population exceeding 1,000,000, it's still laughed at by some up here. Maybe because it's 40 minutes from Mexico? I don't really know. Anyway, after a nice mexican breakfast in Florence (you haven't lived until you've had "huevos enchilada style"), we decided to change things and we rode to Oracle Junction then turned and headed NE towards Globe. In Globe we went to the Shamrock Lounge, where the A/C and the beer is ice cold. Here we are outside the Shamrock, preparing for the 60-mile ride back home: L-R: Bill W & 2008 Heritage Softail, John & 2006 C50T, Bill B & 2003 Volusia, my 2007 Nomad - Look which bike is biggest! We did about 200 miles yesterday and managed to get back home sober & before it got too hot. __________________ Scott "Cactusjack" Hanks VBA #00105 H.O.G. #4250060 2011 H-D Ultra Limited 103ci :: 2011 HD Electra Glide Ultra Limited w/Stage 1 :: Rallies: Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Crescent City '11\|Kanab '12\|Antlers '12\|Estes Park '13\|Antlers '13\|Orofino '14\|The Dalles '17 Login or Register to Remove Ads
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08-03-2008, 04:36 PM	#2
racinchef Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 701	Biker bums . . . and the Nomad is King once again!!! When I stopped on Interstate 17 to take that pic of the Yamaha XS400 in 1981, I got passed by a big pack of HD's. Now who's the boss?
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08-03-2008, 05:47 PM	#3
lw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pasadena, Texas Posts: 2,117	Biker bums Mighty neighborly of ya to let the "other" bikes tag along with the Nad.
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08-04-2008, 12:59 PM	#5
cheriann Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 1,250	Biker bums Sounds like fun!!!! I notice the size difference too, whenever we go out with a group of bikes! I love riding behind hubby so I can watch the Nad's behind!!! LOL __________________ Cheri Ann 2012 Vulcan Vaquero VBA #2069 Login or Register to Remove Ads
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08-06-2008, 09:32 AM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	Biker bums Is it because of the assless chaps? Please get him some pants!
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08-06-2008, 05:35 PM	#12
cactusjack Mega-Contributor Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Where it doesn't snow...ever! Posts: 21,926	Biker bums Because we hit the road at 6:00AM and even I have my standards. No drinking before 10:00, okay...9:00! __________________ Scott "Cactusjack" Hanks VBA #00105 H.O.G. #4250060 2011 H-D Ultra Limited 103ci :: 2011 HD Electra Glide Ultra Limited w/Stage 1 :: Rallies: Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Crescent City '11\|Kanab '12\|Antlers '12\|Estes Park '13\|Antlers '13\|Orofino '14\|The Dalles '17
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rksaw Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Damascus, OR Posts: 1,430	Biker bums Phoenix's Ugly Cousin??? I'd expect that from a snot nosed Scum Devil. I grew up in Tucson! Go Cats! Just kidding CJ, Rich
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08-10-2008, 09:22 AM	#14
rlfaubion Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,582	Biker bums I was broke down in Tucson for one week in '03 at a place called "All RV". What a freak'n nightmare of a place that was. Haven't been back since.
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