Texan Delivers

07-26-2008, 10:17 AM

A Texan Is drinking in a New York Bar. He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just delivered a typical Texan baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Texan baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says "Say, you're the father of that typical Texan baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you ... so how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born."

The Texan father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans in to the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised.

07-26-2008, 08:15 PM

that is WRONG!! BUT funny!

basco · 07-26-2008, 08:29 PM

Yeah thats about average ::)

socwkbiker · 07-27-2008, 02:04 PM

Dreaming again Basco?

07-27-2008, 03:25 PM

I thought he was maybe playing with a magnifying glass?

basco · 07-27-2008, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

I thought he was maybe playing with a magnifying glass?

Oh hell no Sue I did that one time and the sun lit my little fuse and I went about 31 foot in the air

:-/ :'(

socwkbiker · 07-27-2008, 06:09 PM

07-27-2008, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basco

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

I thought he was maybe playing with a magnifying glass?

Oh hell no Sue I did that one time and the sun lit my little fuse and I went about 31 foot in the air

:-/ :'(

LOL...any pictures as proof?

beezer · 07-27-2008, 06:27 PM

basco · 07-27-2008, 06:30 PM

Just the one Beezer posted thats blown up twenty times the actual size :-/

07-27-2008, 06:30 PM

LOL...looks a little charred!

waterman · 07-27-2008, 06:40 PM

Everythings bigger in Texas, even their imagination.

07-27-2008, 06:44 PM

**ringadingh** · 07-27-2008, 07:23 PM

You Texans sure do dream BIG! +1

basco · 07-27-2008, 10:27 PM

The warm humid weather grows a bunch of mushrooms

07-26-2008, 10:17 AM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	Texan Delivers A Texan Is drinking in a New York Bar. He gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just delivered a typical Texan baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Texan baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around and many exclamations of "WOW!" were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says "Say, you're the father of that typical Texan baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We were gonna call you ... so how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born." The Texan father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans in to the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised.

07-26-2008, 08:15 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Texan Delivers that is WRONG!! BUT funny!

07-26-2008, 08:29 PM	#3
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Texan Delivers Yeah thats about average ::)

07-27-2008, 02:04 PM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Texan Delivers Dreaming again Basco? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

07-27-2008, 03:25 PM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	Texan Delivers I thought he was maybe playing with a magnifying glass?

07-27-2008, 06:09 PM	#7
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Texan Delivers <marquee>LMAO!!!</marquee> __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

07-27-2008, 06:27 PM	#9
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Texan Delivers __________________ 2012 FLHTK

07-27-2008, 06:30 PM	#10
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Texan Delivers Just the one Beezer posted thats blown up twenty times the actual size :-/

07-27-2008, 06:30 PM	#11
Guest Posts: n/a	Texan Delivers LOL...looks a little charred!

07-27-2008, 06:40 PM	#12
waterman Top Contributor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 6,530	Texan Delivers Everythings bigger in Texas, even their imagination. __________________ Joel "Waterman" 2017 HD Road Glide Ultra 2006 Nomad - Sold VBA 213 VROC 16913 Custer 09: Cortez 10: Crescent City 11: Kanab 12: Estes Park 13: Tahoe 14: Red Lodge 16

07-27-2008, 07:23 PM	#14
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Texan Delivers You Texans sure do dream BIG! +1 __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-27-2008, 10:27 PM	#15
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Texan Delivers The warm humid weather grows a bunch of mushrooms

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