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06-30-2008, 12:44 AM
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Redneck pick up lines..
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away. 2) Are yer parents a little off today? cuz ya sure are special. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!' Woman - 'WHAT?' Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.' 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon. AND.... the best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
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06-30-2008, 06:24 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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Redneck pick up lines..
LOL
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07-01-2008, 08:08 PM
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Location: Jefferson City, MO
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Redneck pick up lines..
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07-01-2008, 08:21 PM
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Redneck pick up lines..
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! lol
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07-03-2008, 10:42 AM
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Redneck pick up lines..
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Yea....a TRUE friend would have kept her there!!! LOL! |
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Top Contributor
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Jefferson City, MO
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Redneck pick up lines..
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07-03-2008, 02:12 PM
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Redneck pick up lines..
who? your kids?
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07-03-2008, 02:25 PM
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Redneck pick up lines..
And them Bammer boys know redneck ! ! ! ! ! !
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