The nun Joke

[houndawg]

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices
that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at
her.

She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have
a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you.'


She answers, ' My son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you
could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
kiss me.'

She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do
about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be
Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm
single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next
alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
sailor blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying.

'My dear child,' said the nun, 'Why are you
crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK. My name is Kevin and
I'm going to a Halloween party.'

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