Help Wanted !

OldSchool · 04-03-2015, 02:46 AM

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant . Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read :
" The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination . The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , Montana ."
" Good grief... Is that where the job is ?"

" No sir... that's where the end of the line is right now .

InkyDoggy · 04-03-2015, 06:43 AM

Yeah I am the one already at the end of that line too.

Loafer · 04-03-2015, 08:26 AM

Damn shame that word got out about this opening.

6m4now · 04-03-2015, 03:29 PM

Yeah, sounds like a nice job except for the fact that the patients aren't all twenty-something hotties!

Wait until you get the 350 lb. 50 year old woman that hasn't had a bath for about a month!

blowndodge · 04-03-2015, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by 6m4now

Yeah, sounds like a nice job except for the fact that the patients aren't all twenty-something hotties!

Wait until you get the 350 lb. 50 year old woman that hasn't had a bath for about a month!

That would be Dave's type of gal !!

**JD Hog** · 04-03-2015, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 6m4now

Yeah, sounds like a nice job except for the fact that the patients aren't all twenty-something hotties!

Wait until you get the 350 lb. 50 year old woman that hasn't had a bath for about a month!

Exactly what I was thinking

I bet the ratio of hotties to others is not in our favor

Roy1965 · 04-04-2015, 10:27 AM

Something smells fishy about that job!

**Kawhead** · 04-04-2015, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by JD Hog

Exactly what I was thinking

I bet the ratio of hotties to others is not in our favor

You'd think the hotties would put a lot of wear and tear on one. Lot of 'em gonna need shimmed up and resleaved.

Never had a hottie myself, I just told 'em theys hot to get 'em in the sack.

**canuckrider** · 04-04-2015, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Roy1965

Something smells fishy about that job!

mick56 · 04-05-2015, 04:20 AM

[QUOTE=Kawhead;620103]You'd think the hotties would put a lot of wear and tear on one. Lot of 'em gonna need shimmed up and resleaved.

Never had a hottie myself, I just told 'em theys hot to get 'em in the sack.

What we have here Gentlemen, is a typical example of the vertically challenged,yet fully active Southern fanny rat in his prime

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=4041558

The Black Knight · 04-05-2015, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by 6m4now

Yeah, sounds like a nice job except for the fact that the patients aren't all twenty-something hotties!

Wait until you get the 350 lb. 50 year old woman that hasn't had a bath for about a month!

InkyDoggy · 04-05-2015, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by 6m4now

Yeah, sounds like a nice job except for the fact that the patients aren't all twenty-something hotties!

Wait until you get the 350 lb. 50 year old woman that hasn't had a bath for about a month!

Yeah they hired me for all the over 70 Fat Girls! It's a dirty job but someone has to do it!

04-03-2015, 02:46 AM	#1
OldSchool Sr. Member Join Date: Nov 2014 Location: Ballwin,MO. Posts: 1,542	Help Wanted ! A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant . Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details. The clerk pulled up the file and read : " The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination . The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , Montana ." " Good grief... Is that where the job is ?" " No sir... that's where the end of the line is right now . __________________

04-03-2015, 06:43 AM	#2
InkyDoggy Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Sharon, Pennsylvania Posts: 112	Yeah I am the one already at the end of that line too. __________________ We will be friends until we are old and senile! Then we will be new friends!

04-03-2015, 08:26 AM	#3
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04-04-2015, 10:27 AM	#7
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04-05-2015, 04:20 AM	#10
mick56 Sr. Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: The Newforest, England Posts: 4,664	[QUOTE=Kawhead;620103]You'd think the hotties would put a lot of wear and tear on one. Lot of 'em gonna need shimmed up and resleaved. Never had a hottie myself, I just told 'em theys hot to get 'em in the sack. What we have here Gentlemen, is a typical example of the vertically challenged,yet fully active Southern fanny rat in his prime http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=4041558 __________________ when this you see, remember me, and bear me in your mind, let all the world say what they may, speak of me as you find.

04-03-2015, 03:29 PM	#4
6m4now Jr. Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 23	Yeah, sounds like a nice job except for the fact that the patients aren't all twenty-something hotties! Wait until you get the 350 lb. 50 year old woman that hasn't had a bath for about a month!