Little Johnny's Bad Daddy

CajunVulcan · 03-09-2015, 02:22 PM

Little Johnny & his neighbor were arguing -

Neighbor: My daddy is tougher than yours.
Little Johnny: No way, My daddy is bad. Badder than yours.
Neighbor: Bro, my daddy is so bad that I watched him yank
the motor out the car with his bare hands and then throw it on the ground!
THAT's how bad he is!!

Little Johnny: That's pretty bad. My daddy is badder than that though!
My dad is so bad he eats light bulbs!
Neighbor: What? Impossible! You actually saw your dad eat a light bulb?

Little Johnny: No I didn't. I was passing by their bedroom door the other night and I heard him tell
my mom "Turn out that light so I can eat that thing!" THAT's how bad he is!!!

OldSchool · 03-09-2015, 02:45 PM

id-man · 03-09-2015, 03:00 PM

An' then mamma started yellin' EAT IT Papa EAT IT, and making some other noises - you could tell she was pretty proud of him!
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Lights on / lights out / I can't see nuthin' that close up. LOL

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The Black Knight · 03-09-2015, 03:27 PM

**ringadingh** · 03-09-2015, 05:18 PM

lar · 03-10-2015, 12:26 AM

radco · 03-19-2015, 03:20 PM

03-09-2015, 02:22 PM	#1
CajunVulcan Member Join Date: Mar 2015 Location: Cajun country Posts: 74	Little Johnny's Bad Daddy Little Johnny & his neighbor were arguing - Neighbor: My daddy is tougher than yours. Little Johnny: No way, My daddy is bad. Badder than yours. Neighbor: Bro, my daddy is so bad that I watched him yank the motor out the car with his bare hands and then throw it on the ground! THAT's how bad he is!! Little Johnny: That's pretty bad. My daddy is badder than that though! My dad is so bad he eats light bulbs! Neighbor: What? Impossible! You actually saw your dad eat a light bulb? Little Johnny: No I didn't. I was passing by their bedroom door the other night and I heard him tell my mom "Turn out that light so I can eat that thing!" THAT's how bad he is!!!

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id-man Advanced Member Join Date: May 2013 Location: Cape Cod Massachusetts Posts: 822	An' then mamma started yellin' EAT IT Papa EAT IT, and making some other noises - you could tell she was pretty proud of him! - - - - Lights on / lights out / I can't see nuthin' that close up. LOL Welcome CajunVulcan, way to make an entrance! __________________ 2004 Nomad 1500FI - weeeeeeeeee!

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