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Yellow Jacket · 06-28-2014, 08:53 PM

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was bra-less.

One day 'little sister' called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me she couldn't overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said “I am going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs to me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight to my motorcycle.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside clapping.
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son."

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The moral of this story: Always keep your condoms on your motorcycle.

**Eagle Eye** · 06-28-2014, 11:41 PM

Good one!

The Black Knight · 06-29-2014, 05:42 AM

**ringadingh** · 06-29-2014, 06:42 AM

lar · 06-29-2014, 11:20 PM

**Kawhead** · 06-29-2014, 11:38 PM

I would have flunked that test horribly, 'cause I would've tore her ass out of the frame on the stairs!

Silent Sam · 06-30-2014, 03:22 AM

Animals...Animals....thats what we are ...(well I once wuz, but then the new inlaws walked in !..oh heck I still am !)

mick56 · 06-30-2014, 03:33 AM

Must confess i would have ripped the back out of it too !

06-28-2014, 08:53 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	New In-Laws My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year and decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was bra-less. One day 'little sister' called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me she couldn't overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said “I am going upstairs to my bedroom and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.” I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs to me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door and headed straight to my motorcycle. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside clapping. With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family, son." . . . . . . . . The moral of this story: Always keep your condoms on your motorcycle. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

06-28-2014, 11:41 PM	#2
Eagle Eye Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Alberta Posts: 663	Good one! __________________ VBA #02217 06 Nomad Buy the ticket, Take the ride.

06-29-2014, 06:42 AM	#4
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06-29-2014, 11:20 PM	#5
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06-29-2014, 11:38 PM	#6
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	I would have flunked that test horribly, 'cause I would've tore her ass out of the frame on the stairs! __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

06-29-2014, 05:42 AM	#3
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06-30-2014, 03:22 AM	#7
Silent Sam Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: On The Shakey Side Posts: 2,501	Animals...Animals....thats what we are ...(well I once wuz, but then the new inlaws walked in !..oh heck I still am !)

06-30-2014, 03:33 AM	#8
mick56 Sr. Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: The Newforest, England Posts: 4,664	Must confess i would have ripped the back out of it too ! __________________ when this you see, remember me, and bear me in your mind, let all the world say what they may, speak of me as you find.