Walking on the grass

**cnc** · 06-05-2014, 09:14 PM

WALKING ON THE GRASS

The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and
will make delivery that much easier.

Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface
like grass or a path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to
go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly
raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

This level of sensitivity can't be taught.

**BudMan** · 06-05-2014, 09:54 PM

**ringadingh** · 06-06-2014, 12:11 AM

I don't golf, but I'd love to have watched her push a lawnmower back then.

Old Bear · 06-06-2014, 11:32 AM

Just wondering how long HIS hospital stay was?

The Black Knight · 06-06-2014, 03:28 PM

Silent Sam · 06-06-2014, 08:01 PM

..and now he's paying --child support !

davidhollinger · 06-10-2014, 10:50 AM

Love it!

06-05-2014, 09:14 PM	#1
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	Walking on the grass WALKING ON THE GRASS The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path." "Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both." The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information. After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand. "Yes?" said the Instructor. "I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag while we walk?" Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it? This level of sensitivity can't be taught. __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

06-05-2014, 09:54 PM	#2
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06-06-2014, 12:11 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I don't golf, but I'd love to have watched her push a lawnmower back then. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-06-2014, 11:32 AM	#4
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,434	Just wondering how long HIS hospital stay was? __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

06-10-2014, 10:50 AM	#7
davidhollinger Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Central Alabama Posts: 2,188	Love it! __________________ I would be patient, but it takes too long!! David Hollinger 2002 Beige 1500 "Hannah2" VBA # 02195

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06-06-2014, 08:01 PM	#6
Silent Sam Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: On The Shakey Side Posts: 2,501	..and now he's paying --child support !