Buying The Farm

Loafer · 05-04-2014, 07:29 PM

A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees.

He told the farmer that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this piece of land.

The farmer assured him that the bees were completely harmless, but the city slicker would have no part of it.

Finally, the farmer made an offer.

The city slicker would allow himself to be tied to a tree for an hour, nude, under the nest. So sure of the friendliness of his bees was the farmer that if ONE bee were to sting him, the farm would be his for FREE. The city slicker thought it over and decided it was worth the risk.

An hour later, the farmer walked out to the tree and saw the poor city slicker slumped over in his bindings. Fearing the worst, he ran up to him and asked if he had been stung.

The city fella looked up and weakly said, "No... the bees never touched me
- but doesn't that calf have a mother !?!"

**HwyRider** · 05-04-2014, 07:31 PM

**Kawhead** · 05-04-2014, 09:42 PM

The calf stays and it's a deal!

**HwyRider** · 05-04-2014, 10:44 PM

The Cowboy Way

Woody Harrelson and Kiefer Sutherland

**ringadingh** · 05-04-2014, 11:59 PM

Silent Sam · 05-05-2014, 05:11 AM

Jus untie me so i can roll myself a quirty, and lay here in the grass awhile !

The Black Knight · 05-05-2014, 11:07 AM

05-04-2014, 07:29 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Buying The Farm A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of the property, however, he found a hive of bees. He told the farmer that he was deathly afraid of bees, and there was no way he could consider this piece of land. The farmer assured him that the bees were completely harmless, but the city slicker would have no part of it. Finally, the farmer made an offer. The city slicker would allow himself to be tied to a tree for an hour, nude, under the nest. So sure of the friendliness of his bees was the farmer that if ONE bee were to sting him, the farm would be his for FREE. The city slicker thought it over and decided it was worth the risk. An hour later, the farmer walked out to the tree and saw the poor city slicker slumped over in his bindings. Fearing the worst, he ran up to him and asked if he had been stung. The city fella looked up and weakly said, "No... the bees never touched me - but doesn't that calf have a mother !?!" __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

05-04-2014, 07:31 PM	#2
HwyRider Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: South Shore, MA Posts: 4,629	__________________ VBA # 02424 VROC # 35971 2010 Nomad 1700 Metallic Diablo Black/Metallic Titanium

05-04-2014, 09:42 PM	#3
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	The calf stays and it's a deal! __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

05-04-2014, 10:44 PM	#4
HwyRider Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: South Shore, MA Posts: 4,629	The Cowboy Way Woody Harrelson and Kiefer Sutherland __________________ VBA # 02424 VROC # 35971 2010 Nomad 1700 Metallic Diablo Black/Metallic Titanium

05-04-2014, 11:59 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-05-2014, 05:11 AM	#6
Silent Sam Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: On The Shakey Side Posts: 2,501	Jus untie me so i can roll myself a quirty, and lay here in the grass awhile !

05-05-2014, 11:07 AM	#7
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