Getting old

**cnc** · 04-02-2014, 07:55 AM

An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc.
The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names."
The elderly lady hung her head, "I have to tell you the truth," she said, "his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old asshole what his name is."

Loafer · 04-02-2014, 07:59 AM

OMG! That is probably so true!!!

Old Bear · 04-02-2014, 08:52 AM

I likely resemble that remark!

sly · 04-02-2014, 01:15 PM

Silent Sam · 04-03-2014, 03:42 AM

NOW I know why ole #4 calls me those pet names... gonna whup her ass !

**ringadingh** · 04-03-2014, 08:36 AM

The Black Knight · 04-04-2014, 02:12 PM

radco · 04-12-2014, 05:26 PM

LMAO Love it that was great

SmittyRoc115 · 05-12-2014, 07:42 PM

That's a good one!!

04-02-2014, 07:55 AM	#1
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	Getting old An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love. While the husband was in the living room, her lady friend leaned over to her hostess to say, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your husband all those loving names." The elderly lady hung her head, "I have to tell you the truth," she said, "his name slipped my mind about 10 years ago, and I'm scared to death to ask the cranky old asshole what his name is." __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

04-02-2014, 07:59 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	OMG! That is probably so true!!! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-02-2014, 08:52 AM	#3
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,434	I likely resemble that remark! __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

04-03-2014, 08:36 AM	#6
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04-12-2014, 05:26 PM	#8
radco Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dedham Maine Posts: 4,199	LMAO Love it that was great __________________

04-02-2014, 01:15 PM	#4
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	__________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

04-03-2014, 03:42 AM	#5
Silent Sam Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: On The Shakey Side Posts: 2,501	NOW I know why ole #4 calls me those pet names... gonna whup her ass !

04-04-2014, 02:12 PM	#7
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05-12-2014, 07:42 PM	#9
SmittyRoc115 Jr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 39	That's a good one!!